Friday, September 21, 2007

WHO'S LEAST HOT? Choose five!

BANA
BEATTY
BELL
BLOOM
CLIFT
COOPER
CRAIG
CROWE
DAMON
DEAN
DIGGS
DILLON
ECKHART
FARRELL
FIENNES
GARCIA BERNAL
GORDON-LEVITT
GOSLING
GRANT
GYLLENHAAL
IGLESIAS
JACKMAN
LAW
LEUNG CHIU WAI
MARSDEN
McGREGOR
NEWMAN
OWEN
PECK
PHOENIX
REYNOLDS
RUDD
STEWART
WAHLBERG
WASHINGTON
WELLING
WILLIS


UPDATE: Oops, I totally forgot Orlando Bloom. Would he have been among your 5 rejects? I just forgot to include him. Damn. But anyway...

All 37 of these men won their matches in round one (for argument's sake, let's assume Tony holds his lead over Quaid). However, there are only 32 spots. What I need for YOU all to do is for for your least favorite 5, from this list, in order of preference. That is to say:

1) your least favorite
2) your second least favorite
3) someone you'd rather keep but have to boot
4) someone you'd REALLY rather keep, but can't
5) ouch, it's painful, but what can you do? no space

Got it? Good. NEXT:

After 5 men are gone, there is ONE spot left. This one will go to one of the losers... and there are many. Some of the most painful cuts from round one include (just off the top of my head): Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Marlon Brando, Chris Evans, and Johnny Depp... and MANY more. If one of the above five isn't your guy, scroll through the archives and/or the WHO'S CUTER label and find the one you can't live without. Some of these guys REALLY should be competing. Sadly, only one of them will.

Got it? Good. This'll be fun.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous sora said...

I hate you sometimes. :P

Okay, um... Diggs, Iglesias, Peck, Stewart, and Washington. I had to make a list to narrow it down, thank you very much!

1:38 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

Are those ranked?

Who's your pick of the losers?

1:45 PM  
Anonymous sora said...

They're not ranked.

And as for the losers, I vote for Chris Evans. :)

4:28 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

Would you mind ranking them? It's gonna be hard to tally these up without rankings from everyone...

Nice on Chris Evans, though.

9:14 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

Sorry, I know that's asking quite a bit. The idea is for it to be fun...

9:16 PM  
Blogger DL said...

Ok, mine are gonna be ranked:

1) Russell Crowe
2) Eric Bana
3) Enrique Iglesias
4) Cary Grant
5) Jamie Bell

And substitute Brad Pitt in.

12:27 AM  
Blogger Colin said...

1. Denzel Washington
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Cary Grant
4. Gregory Peck
5. Taye Diggs

I dug through the archives to find James McAvoy, Harrison Ford, Patrick Wilson, Ben Affleck, Chris Evans and Brad Pitt unfairly facing tough competition - especially considering some of the more boring lineups. But despite the rest of them needing representation I can't help but go with Evans. His clothes are sadly legal.

3:55 AM  
Anonymous jessica said...

Ok, this ranking is somewhat arbitrary but:

1. Tom Welling
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
3. River Phoenix
4. Jamie Bell
5. Matt Dillon

Ford, Clooney, Mortensen, Depp and whoever loses the Quaid-Leung battle are my favorites who've been (or are to be) eliminated so...eeny-meenie-miney-moe...Depp.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous sora said...

Okay, fiine. :)

1) Denzel Washington (never got him)
2) James Stewart
3) Taye Diggs
4) Gregory Peck
5) Enrique Iglesias

Anything else? :P

5:38 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

OK. I've totalled the points (points are BAD, like in golf), and so far, it's:

Washington (10)
Grant (5)
Crowe (5)

...and a lot of others tied with 4 and more tied with 3. In any case, Washington's gone, and Grant and Crowe are not in good shape.

8:20 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

Oh crap! I forgot all about ORLANDO BLOOM! I just forgot all about him. He's not in my list of 36.

Does anyone miss him? Obviously I don't. But he should still be in it. But then that throws everything off...

2:04 AM  
Blogger Colin said...

Oh well, he didn't affect my list. ;)

5:41 AM  
Blogger Rural Juror said...

1. Welling
2. Bloom
3. Peck
4. Willis
5. Grant


Loser: James Mcavoy

9:42 AM  
Blogger adam k. said...

Washington and Welling are out. Peck, Grant, and Crowe are in dire straits. But I'm still waiting for more votes. Everything could change, with more votes.

10:07 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

I think I'm actually gonna add my own votes to the pile. For the record, that's:

1) Stewart
2) Dillon
3) Bloom
4) Leung
5) Cooper

I think I deserve a vote. So this changes things somewhat.

Oh, and my hottest loser vote goes to Marlon Brando. Shocked that so far, no one's tried to revive him.

10:15 PM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

1) Gregory Peck
2) Bruce Willis
3) Enrique Iglesias
4) Anderson Cooper
5) Taye Diggs

Although I don't remember who "DEAN" is...

5:57 AM  
Blogger adam k. said...

DEAN? You're kidding, right? I hope so.

Who would you like to see brought back from the dead? Evans? Bale? Brando? Pitt?

9:13 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

McAvoy? Wilson? Affleck? Kelly?

So many choices...

9:16 PM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

lol, oh yeah. James Dean. I was thinking recent.

And Chris Evans.

9:32 AM  
Blogger John T said...

1. Matt Dillon
2. Bruce Willis
3. Aaron Eckhart
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Taye Diggs

6:37 AM  
Blogger John T said...

Since it appears my beloved Gregory Peck is going to be dropped, I'm probably going to be rooting for Jake (the perfect bf), Fiennes (the perfect torrid affair), or Bana (the perfect, well, you know) for the win.

6:41 AM  

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