OMG, it's brilliant: the CRUMB awards!

I've finally figured out what to call my personal awards!

If you're a film, actor, director, writer or craftsman, what do you hope to win the summer after the film year has ended, after the Globes, the Oscars, the Film Bitches, the Umas, and every other group of awards (real and imaginary) have been given out??? The CRUMBS, of course. 'Cause they're all that's left. The bronze, silver and golden crumbs.

It's in synch with my blog title, it reflects the insane lateness of my awardage, and it's appropriately self-deprecating. I love it.

I'm SO brilliant.