WHO'S HOTTER: Brad Pitt or Jude Law?

Special tuesday edition! Sorry I missed last week... I thought I'd make it up for it with another clash of the titans: We've had Jackman/Bale. We've had Brando/Dean. Now we have PITT/LAW.

Both 5'11'' and gorgeous.
Both thin and toned.
Both usually tanned.
Both dirty blonde.
Both oscar-nominated.
Both crowned sexiest man alive.

But one is very American, the other very British.
One is more animalistic, the other more refined.
One is more smooth and muscular, the other more lithe and furry.

Which golden boy do you prefer? Brad or Jude?

Need help? Above are their respective GQ covers. Below are two pics of them in sunglasses, being cool. Have a look:



Now smiling:



















Now brooding:




















And, of course, shirtless:



































































And finally, if anyone still can't decide, here are two clips, with each man giving his woman palpitations. These videos aren't the best quality, but no matter. What a couple of heartbreakers:





Alright, that's it. No more help. This post is epic enough as it is. I think you can all make an informed choice. Vote once, vote well. I expect this one to be close.

So who's hotter, readers? Brad or Jude?

And the hotter is...

(nine days pass)

Jude, by a vote of 5 to 3 (not counting Nathaniel, who is Switzerland). Brad was actually ahead for a little while, until a sudden surge of Jude fans stopped him cold. He gained some ground back by the end, but not enough. This crowd obviously thinks outside the mainstream, which thinks Brad is the hottest man EVER and Jude is a nanny-screwing biatch. Not here is Jude short of loyal fans. Here, he is dearly loved. Even a smooth-talking, cowboy-hat-wearing, ab-bearing Pitt can't break The Law.

Though if I'd had my way, things might've been different... J.D. can rob my bank anytime...