Monday, November 12, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: (round three)
James Marsden or Ralph Fiennes? (redux)

JAMES PAUL MARSDEN

Why is he hot?
It's his boyish charm. He's young, pretty, and built: a killer combo. He can also sing dance, and play a superhero. Only Hugh Jackman (and to some extent Alan Cumming) can match that.

Hotter than:
Ryan Reynolds
Alan Cumming

Hottest role:
Cyclops notwithstanding, I think his song n' dance man Corny Collins is my favorite. Hairspray finally let him bust out with song, dance and that killer smile, all at once. Swoon.

(click here for a James Marsden slidehow... since there's some extra room...)


RALPH NATHANIEL FIENNES

Why is he hot?
It's his intensity. Those eyes, that voice... he casts a spell. He can even steal a woman from Colin Firth. That's quite impressive. Also, evil is sexy (see Schindler's List, Harry Potter, etc.).

Hotter than:
Mark Wahlberg
Joseph Fiennes

Hottest role:
That'd have to be The English Patient himself, Count Lazlo de Almásy. That piercing gaze and sultry voice can break hearts and inspire passion. Just ask Katharine Clifton.

(click here for a Ralph Fiennes slideshow... since there's some extra room...)

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19 Comments:

Blogger Rural Juror said...

Why the redux? Didn't someone win last time?

Anyway, Marsden

7:05 PM  
Blogger DL said...

Yeah, I thought someone won last time too...

Anyway, even though the hair in that picture is really atrocious, I'm still on Ralph's side.

7:08 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

No, no one won last time. It was tied 6-6 for ever and ever. I'm hoping something changes this time around.

I wasn't planning on matching them against each other again, what with the stalemate and all, but the draw demanded it. I think the fact that I actually drew both of them after last time is some kind of sign. We'll see how it goes down.

Sorry for the redundancy, though.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous sor said...

Okay. So, for, like, the twelth time,

RALPH!!!!!!

And I agree with DL. That hair does not help him. :(

7:58 PM  
Anonymous sorA said...

Damn that 'a' key!

8:02 PM  
Blogger Colin said...

After watching Hairspray, I refuse to let Marsden go down without a noble fight. Talent is hotter than Britonism and bad hairdos.

8:46 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

Are you implying that Fiennes is not talented?

A big "oy" on the bad hair talk, also. I was going for shirtless with that pic. I wasn't even thinking about the hair. Though, for what it's worth, I doubt that's his real hair. But maybe.

10:47 PM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

Sure, Ralph has bad hair, but James' picture makes him look like a registered member of the Cher fanclub. Indeed.

James.

1:22 AM  
Blogger adam k. said...

OK, I can take a hint... I'm changing the pictures...

11:16 AM  
Anonymous steve said...

James

12:31 PM  
Anonymous GILLES said...

Fiennes!!!

12:52 PM  
Anonymous becca said...

Finest man on earth, Mr. Fiennes of course.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous VSS said...

Fiennes.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous jessica said...

Fiennes

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

james

12:56 PM  
Anonymous greg said...

Rafeman.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Tracy said...

James!

5:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marsden

12:38 PM  
Blogger schwul-und-liberal said...

James Marsden is the hottest man around the world!!!

12:23 PM  

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