WHO'S HOTTER: (the quarterfinals) James Dean or Daniel Craig?

JAMES BYRON DEAN

Nationality: American

Hotness peak: 1955
(but really forever)

Hotter than:
Marlon Brando
Matt Damon
Paul Rudd

How'd he get this far?
Um. Because he's JAMES DEAN. He of the sad eyes, luxuriant hair, and stark, inimitable cool. Founder of both the "disaffected model" look and the "vaguely bisexual" aura. The standard bearer for hotness. Bow down.

Can he go all the way?
I don't know. I sure got scared when he almost lost to Paul Rudd a few weeks back (again I say "WTF!?"). But I have faith.

DANIEL WROUGHTON CRAIG

Nationality: British

Hotness peak: 2006

Hotter than:
Chris Evans
Cary Grant
Monty Clift

How'd he get this far?
In short, because he's HOT. He's hot like butter is fattening. And he does nudity. And he's played a gay sex object (little seen, but whatever). And only Clive Owen can touch him in the "badass" department. Though really, on second thought, he can't. Daniel Craig OWNS Clive Owen. Was Clive chosen as Bond? No, he was not. Can Clive work a swimsuit like Daniel? No, he cannot (though I'd love to see him try).