Tuesday, December 04, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: (the quarterfinals)
James Dean or Daniel Craig?

JAMES BYRON DEAN

Nationality: American

Hotness peak: 1955
(but really forever)

Hotter than:
Marlon Brando
Matt Damon
Paul Rudd

How'd he get this far?
Um. Because he's JAMES DEAN. He of the sad eyes, luxuriant hair, and stark, inimitable cool. Founder of both the "disaffected model" look and the "vaguely bisexual" aura. The standard bearer for hotness. Bow down.

Can he go all the way?
I don't know. I sure got scared when he almost lost to Paul Rudd a few weeks back (again I say "WTF!?"). But I have faith.

DANIEL WROUGHTON CRAIG

Nationality: British

Hotness peak: 2006

Hotter than:
Chris Evans
Cary Grant
Monty Clift

How'd he get this far?
In short, because he's HOT. He's hot like butter is fattening. And he does nudity. And he's played a gay sex object (little seen, but whatever). And only Clive Owen can touch him in the "badass" department. Though really, on second thought, he can't. Daniel Craig OWNS Clive Owen. Was Clive chosen as Bond? No, he was not. Can Clive work a swimsuit like Daniel? No, he cannot (though I'd love to see him try).

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10 Comments:

Anonymous sora said...

Craig. I'm disgusting like that. :P

3:47 AM  
Blogger adam k. said...

!!!

4:02 AM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

Do I need to even bother with this?

6:46 AM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

In case I do: James Dean

6:47 AM  
Blogger DL said...

James Dean.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous jessica said...

Daniel Craig. Sorry.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Colin said...

Dude, I hate your randomizer. I love James Dean and he has an inimitable aura, but he's such a two-bit actor next to Craig that it's hard for me to decide.

... alright, I'll go with Dean, if only for his mystery (since he's never been naked onscreen).

10:48 PM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

"two-bit actor"?

12:19 AM  
Blogger John T said...

James Dean is a fantastic actor, and he also has my vote.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Rural Juror said...

Dean

10:59 PM  

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