Wednesday, November 14, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: (round three)
Chris Evans or Jude Law?


Why is he hot?
He just is. Just look at him. Look at his body. He exudes pure sex. He has the physique of a Ryan Reynolds, but with a much less annoying personality. Unlike Ryan, he knows how to work the attitude as well as the muscles.

Hotter than:
Warren Beatty

Hottest role:
That'd have to be his role as Johnny Storm (aka "The Human Torch") in the Fantastic Four hack jobs movies. Johnny is hot literally as well as figuratively. Hardy har har. I actually haven't seen either of the Lame Fantastic Four flicks (can you blame me?), but I might check them out just for Chris. Mmm... Chris Evans in a towel, making fire...


Why is he hot?
Dickie Greenleaf. Gigolo Joe. Brad Stand. Inman. Alfie. Lord Alfred 'Bosie' Douglas. These are ALL good reasons. You want more? How about his killer bone structure, perfect tan, gorgeous eyes, lithe physique, and sexy accent? Jude is just one of those genetically gifted, impossibly perfect creatures.

Hotter than:
Orlando Bloom
Brad Pitt

Hottest role:
Oy, there are so many. Jude's been kind of typecast as "the hot guy." He even played a mechanical gigolo. But there are two roles that stand out: his vain, callous gay playboy Alfred Douglas (Wilde) and his vain, callous expatriot Dickie Greenleaf (The Talented Mr. Ripley). Tough call. But while I am partial to Wilde's gay sex and gratuitous nudity, I have to give this one to Ripley's Dickie, the role that made Jude Law a star.

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Anonymous steve said...

Law... you just know he'd be great in bed.

But, really, Wilde is an awful movie.

9:10 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

I thought it was okay. But really, I was only paying attention to Jude Law.

9:23 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

And yes, of course he'd be great in bed. You think he didn't perfect the art in preparation for his role as Gigolo Joe? Haha.

He does indeed seem like he'd be a great lover.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Colin said...

Chris Evans!

10:06 PM  
Blogger Rural Juror said...

This is hard b/c Jude Law is just starting to get hot again but there was a long period where he was fugly.

Hmmm.....chris Evans

10:12 PM  
Anonymous sora said...

Jude. To throw him a bone(r).

10:42 PM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

In pure hot stakes, Chris by a wide margin.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous jessica said...

Jude Law

1:57 AM  
Blogger DL said...

I gotta stick up for my man Jude.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous greg said...

Judey, Judey, Judey, Judey, JUDE!

1:12 AM  

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