WHO'S HOTTER: (round three) Colin Farrell or Ewan McGregor?

COLIN JAMES FARRELL

Why is he hot?
Because he's Irish. Because he's dirty. Because he's drunk all the time. He's also not afraid of nudity or sexually ambiguous roles. And he sure is cute. He's also honest and in your face, and doesn't give a shit. He may make bad movies, but he's a good celebrity.

Hotter than:
Joaquin Phoenix
Aaron Eckhart

Hottest role:
Tough one. He sure was sexy in Tigerland. He was gorgeously tan, blonde and bisexual in Alexander. And he was sweet as incidentally bi Bobby in A Home at the End of the World (though marred by inexcusably bad hair). But he was probably hottest while playing himself in that sex tape he made.

EWAN GORDON McGREGOR

Why is he hot?
Because he's Scottish. And magically delicious. And loves to sing. And be nude. And dance around. And... sigh. We all love Ewan (well, most of us). I don't think I have to get into any more details. He's just scrumptious... sweet as candy.

Hotter than:
James McAvoy
Enrique Iglesias

Hottest role:
Again, tough one. For me, it's kind of a toss up between his queer exhibitionist glam rocker in Velvet Goldmine, his constantly nude, bisexual translator in The Pillow Book, and his love-struck, penniless writer in Moulin Rouge!. When push comes to shove, I guess I'd give it to the best performance of the three: Moulin's Christian.