WHO'S HOTTER: (round three) Colin Farrell or Ewan McGregor?

COLIN JAMES FARRELL

Why is he hot?
Because he's Irish. Because he's dirty. Because he's drunk all the time. He's also not afraid of nudity or sexually ambiguous roles. And he sure is cute. He's also honest and in your face, and doesn't give a shit. He may make bad movies, but he's a good celebrity.

Hotter than:
Joaquin Phoenix
Aaron Eckhart

Hottest role:
Tough one. He sure was sexy in Tigerland. He was gorgeously tan, blonde and bisexual in Alexander. And he was sweet as incidentally bi Bobby in A Home at the End of the World (though marred by inexcusably bad hair). But he was probably hottest while playing himself in that sex tape he made.

EWAN GORDON McGREGOR

Why is he hot?
Because he's Scottish. And magically delicious. And loves to sing. And be nude. And dance around. And... sigh. We all love Ewan (well, most of us). I don't think I have to get into any more details. He's just scrumptious... sweet as candy.

Hotter than:
James McAvoy
Enrique Iglesias

Hottest role:
Again, tough one. For me, it's kind of a toss up between his queer exhibitionist glam rocker in Velvet Goldmine, his constantly nude, bisexual translator in The Pillow Book, and his love-struck, penniless writer in Moulin Rouge!. When push comes to shove, I guess I'd give it to the best performance of the three: Moulin's Christian.

OK, fine, more help

I was just thinking how it's not fair to let Jackman, Bana and Craig have all the shirtless fun. All 8 guys should have their fair share. So here you go:

Except damn, there aren't any good ones of Eckhart or Grant (wtf?), so here's two more of Daniel Craig. We can always count on him:


















God, I'm so shallow... I'm inclined to agree with Sora: I hate me, too.

WHO'S HOTTER: (round two) Aaron Eckhart or Colin Farrell?

AARON E. ECKHART

Nationality: American
(California native)

Age: 39

Height: 5' 11''

Trademark: that sexy California surfer boy vibe, and being the new Harrison Ford

Notable Work:
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Nurse Betty (2000)
Thank You for Smoking (2005)
The Black Dahlia (2006)

Upcoming:
The Dark Knight (2008)
Traveling (2008)





COLIN JAMES FARRELL

Nationality: Irish

Age: 31

Height: 5' 11''

Trademark: being a dirty alcoholic, in the hottest possible way

Notable Work:
Tigerland (2000)
Minority Report (2002)
A Home at the End of the World (2004)
Alexander (2004)
The New World (2005)

Upcoming:
Cassandra's Dream (2007)
Pride and Glory (2008)
In Bruges (2008)
Dirt Music (2009)

And the winners are...

Eric Bana (6-4)


























Orlando Bloom (4-2)
































Colin Farrell (7-3)

WHO'S HOTTER: Colin Farrell or Joaquin Phoenix?

THE DIRTY MEN.

I dunno, they both just seem "dirty" to me... both sexually and hygiene-wise. They also both donned togas in Alexander and Gladiator, respectively. You gotta love togas. But who pulled it off better? Farrell or Phoenix? And which pulls off "dirty" better? The brooder or the wild man? In short, WHO'S HOTTER?