Tuesday, December 04, 2007

for Glenn

To make his hand feel better.

And yes, Glenn, I realize you've probably already seen this, but I've never seen it on your blog, so I thought I'd take a shot. And even if you have, it's worth another look. It sure is delicious. Look at the way this posture makes his pecs and ass bulge out. Perfection.

This makes me understand why straight men like women with curves.

Mmmm... Hugh curves...

And you know what I love most about Hugh? He probably wouldn't mind my posting this AT ALL. Nor my objectifying him. He just seems cool like that.

But you know what? If I'm wrong, I don't really care. I love him anyway.

www.hugh-jackman.com

What's new with Hugh?

Hugh Jackman talks about exploring tantric sex.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Because Glenn couldn't.



I thought Glenn would appreciate some shirtless pictures of Hugh, since he apparently couldn't post them himself. Aren't these cute? I thought so.

Happy birthday, Hugh! You're 39 now, just like everyone else.

p.s. good luck in your contest against Eric Bana... you're gonna need it.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

A little help

For those of you who may (understandably) be having trouble deciding between Bana and Jackman, I've decided to give you a little help. You know this contest wouldn't be complete without:






































































And here's a pic of Hugh in a wifebeater and Eric in a tight white shirt:



















And here's an amazing picture of Daniel Craig, just because:

OK, I'm done now.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: (round two)
Hugh Jackman or Eric Bana?

HUGH MICHAEL JACKMAN

Nationality: Australian
(English heritage)

Age: 38 (for one more day)

Height: 6' 2.5''

Trademark: strong and burly, yet soft and sensitive - puts the "sex" in metrosexual (also: Wolverine)

Notable Work:
the X-Men films (2000-2006)
The Boy from Oz (Broadway)
Scoop (2006)
The Prestige (2006)
The Fountain (2006)

Upcoming:
The Tourist (2007)
Australia (2008)
Wolverine (2009)


ERIC BANADINOVICH

Nationality: Australian (German/Croatian heritage)

Age: 39

Height: 6' 2.5''

Trademark: intimadating physique paired with a quiet serenity - quite an effective combination (also: The Hulk)

Notable Work:
Chopper (2000)
Hulk (2003)
Troy (2004)
Munich (2005)

Upcoming:
The Time Traveler's Wife
The Other Boleyn Girl
(both 2008)

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: Hugh Jackman or Christian Bale?

I'm reuniting the Prestige costars for yet another contest. They're pretty evenly matched in looks/charisma. If you hadn't formed a preference by the time The Prestige was over and still need additional help, feel free to ogle scrutinize the two pictures above.

Or if those two just don't do it for you and you need a third option, see immediately below. Haha.

And the hotter is...

(a week passes)

Hugh Jackman. Wolverine beats Batman. Not terribly surprised, though I was enjoying the neck-and-neck-ness going on for the first day or so. We had a real contest on our hands, thanks to Nathaniel's link. But in the end, Hugh pulled ahead and won 6-4.

I found it quite funny that one person voted for Bale but criticized his picture, while another voted for Hugh but noted the hotness of Bale's picture. Is it that divisive? I myself think it's hella-sexy (obviously). Hugh's pic above is more classic... hard not to love. But I'm not saying whom I prefer of the two... too close to call, and I like to preserve a little mystery...

Anyway, since you all love Hugh, here to the right is one of those sexy sword-and-towel pics from a few years back... oh, how I always loved those...

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Monday, April 09, 2007

Sophie's Choice: Best Actor of 2006

Sure, Forest Whitaker was great and all, but for me, Best Actor of last year was all about these two fine hunks of man. Both were fantastic, albeit in very different ways, and I really don't know who I prefer. First off:

HUGH JACKMAN in The Fountain. Can we say "wow"? As if it weren't already hard enough to be the film's emotional anchor while also being a hovering bald Buddha figure, turning into trees, and fighting off Mayan demon things, Jackman also did it all in a spot-on perfect American dialect... old news for him, but just think about the layers upon layers of work he's doing here, without ever showing the effort. He's arguably the best thing about a film with LOT of great things, and it's indisputably his career best performance (at least on film). Jackman reveals new emotional depths in his three related roles as a Spanish soldier, a contemporary doctor, and the aforementioned bald Buddha figure, and for me, what it all added up to was one of those truly iconic performances... a dynamic and all-encompassing portrait of man in all his frailty, strength, intellect, love, and need. It seals the deal on Jackman as a GREAT actor, and great leading man. And I can't help but give bonus points for all the other fine work he did last year. Think about it: if you include The Fountain as three roles and then add in his three other live action and two other voice-over perfs, that's EIGHT great performances last year. That sure says "actor of the year" to me.

I have of course been raving about Jackman's Fountain perf ever since I saw it, and was shocked upon shocked to learn that it only placed a paltry 5th in the '06 FiLM BiTCH best actor category. I'd thought it had my own personal '06 win locked up... but that was before I saw:

RYAN GOSLING in Half Nelson. Here is a performance that's great in such a totally different way. While Jackman's performance serves a great film, Gosling's elevates a good film into something more. Half Nelson is all about people, their inner lives, and their relationships, and there's no person in it as compelling as Gosling's Dan Dunne. Jackman's performance is epic, operatic, and romantic, but Gosling's is straight out of the Penn/Brando brand of tortured naturalism, and he works that style to perfection. He has nothing but a script and a camera to work with, but still manages to create a fully realized character, one who you identify with and care about even when he does terrible things. His pathos transcends the "junkie" cliché. In the words of many a reviewer: "Dan feels like someone you'd know." Gosling creates a whole universe of backstory and inner torment for this man whose life has fallen slightly off the rails. He too slides effortlessly into a (subtle) dialect, and uses that and every other tool at his disposal to fall totally into the character of troubled inner city teacher Dan Dunne. His nuance and precision are a marvel to behold. Strong chemistry with co-star Shareeka Epps (also great) doesn't hurt either. Gosling may well be the heir to Penn and Brando. His presence onscreen is THAT potent. He has a great career ahead of him.

Now, Glenn managed to find an easy way out, leaving Gosling's greatness out of contention altogether. But I am determined to choose between these two. Or maybe I should just pull a Sophie and choose neither? There's always Forest Whitaker to fall back on.

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Friday, May 26, 2006

Growl.

Wolverine all hot n' bothered: the best part of X-Men: The Last Stand.

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