Saturday, January 05, 2008

WHO'S HOTTER: (the semifinals)
Eric Bana or Ralph Fiennes?


Hotter than:
Viggo Mortensen
Hugh Jackman
Russell Crowe
Jake Gyllenhaal

Height: 6' 2.5''

Accent: Aussie

Hair: dark brown

Eyes: dark brown

Build: built

Body Hair: minimal

The Bana enters the final two matches with de facto frontrunner status; his spread of victory over his last competitor was an impressive 6 points. Will his considerable assets of brawn, great hair, and that "lost puppy dog" face carry him to victory once again?


Hotter than:
Joseph Fiennes
Mark Wahlberg
James Marsden
Jude Law

Height: 6'

Accent: British

Hair: brown

Eyes: green

Build: light

Body Hair: slight

Ralph offers something very different from Eric: deep green eyes, a lithe, thin frame, and that swoony, intense, dramatic presence. Whose charms will prove more appealing? That's up to you.

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Anonymous sora said...

Bana Team member #1 reporting!

5:17 PM  
Anonymous jessica said...


6:25 PM  
Blogger DL said...

As much as I love me some Ralph Fiennes, I don't really see how he got this far...

Either way, I'm still voting for him. He's a thousand leagues better than stupid boring Eric Bana.

10:04 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

It does seem crazy that Ralph is still around - he's come very close to eating it on more than one occasion - but his loyal fanbase always pulls him through. And you are one of them, it seems ; )

1:53 AM  
Anonymous TamLin said...

well, since I voted before I might as well have some carry through. Still Bana.

2:32 AM  
Blogger Kamikaze Camel said...

Bana. Ralph was really lucky to get this far if you ask me,

12:21 AM  
Blogger John T said...

Fiennes, bar none.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous sora said...

... is this dead?

6:42 PM  
Blogger adam k. said...

No, not dead, just on hold. First I started having tech problems with the blog, and my then-tumultuous personal life kept eclipsing it. Then school started. And then the oscar noms happened, and Heath Ledger died, and everything kind of blew up and it felt like it wasn't the right time to conclude this.

But it'll be concluded soon.

7:09 PM  

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