Wednesday, October 17, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: (round two)
Chris Evans or Warren Beatty?

CHRISTOPHER ROBERT EVANS

Nationality: American
(Massachussets native)

Age: 26

Height: 6' 0.5''

Trademark: oozes sex, and takes his shirt off often

Notable Work:
As with (dearly departed) Ryan Reynolds, it's not about the work. It's about how hot he is. Just look at him.

Upcoming:
The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond, Push, The Night Watchman, Under the Blue Sky (all 2008)

Maybe one of these has a nude scene? Or at least a part where he takes off his shirt... please please please



HENRY WARREN BEATTY

Nationality: American
(Virginia native)

Age: 70

Height: 6' 2''

Trademark: the ultimate old-school heartthrob, and king of Hollywood

Notable Work:
Splendor in the Grass (1961)
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
Shampoo (1975)
Heaven Can Wait (1978)
Reds (1981)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Bugsy (1991)

Upcoming: no new projects to speak of; pretty much retired

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

The results are in...


















...and it's a TIE! Click here for details.

And click here for the wrap-up on the massacre of Wilson by Newman (that one was never in doubt).

And just so y'all know, starting this week, there'll be multiple matches going on. This is now round one of a huge tournament in which you'll all decide who is the HOTTEST MAN EVER. Or at least, the hottest celebrity. 17* men have sealed their places in round two. These include gods Hugh Jackman, James Dean, Ryan Gosling, River Phoenix, Clive Owen, and Gael Garcia Bernal, among others. Some hotties we've yet see:

Eric Bana
Colin Farrell
Viggo Mortensen
Bruce Willis
Taye Diggs
Paul Rudd

...and many more. Stay tuned!

*Fred Savage, Luke Wilson, and P. T. Anderson have been removed from the round two lineup. Yes, they technically won matches, but no one was very enthusiastic about Luke or Fred, and as for Paul... well... his match was the very first one I ever did, and I was really just playing around at that point (as if the rest of this isn't just "playing around" ...hah). Anyway, I only have 32 spots (32>16>8>4>2>1), and I didn't think Anderson would make it very far. And I have a lot of hot men left to cram in...

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Monday, August 13, 2007

WARREN vs. JAKE: Make your voice heard!








This week's contest was a two-parter. One of the matches was a bloodbath (poor Patrick). But the other is still quite up in the air. In short: Warren is currently winning by one vote. And I'm not very happy about that. I spent forever finding someone capable of taking on Jake, and now I don't want Jake to lose! I really don't. But this contest isn't mine to decide.

Just so everyone knows (since I haven't really made this clear before), this WILL be a tournament. Round one involves fixed matchups between similar stars. So by the very nature of it, some of the hottest guys will be eliminated immediately (just to make it painful). But will JAKE be one of the unlucky ones who's eliminated in the first round? I hope not. That'd be tragic. I kind of expected him to go all the way.

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

WHO'S HOTTER: Jake Gyllenhaal or Warren Beatty?
















DO OVER!!!

That Elvis thing was stupid. What was I thinking? No one is into Elvis anymore, and he's not that attractive anyway. So, in keeping with the theme of current film stars being paired with classic film stars, here's a better match: Gyllenhaal vs. Beatty. Let's see how this one falls.

And the hotter is...

(a week passes)

...both of them. It's a TIE!!! This one really came down to the wire (midnight was the cutoff), and in the end, it was dead even: 7-7. The biggest turn out ever for WHO'S CUTER, and the only tie... so far.

In my infinite wisdom, I've decided to just let both of them advance to the next round (cause this is now a TOURNAMENT! woo!!!). Starting in round 2, ties will be broken by me (sorry). But this time, I refuse to choose, 'cause clearly they both have their fans. Might they meet again later on? In the finals, perhaps? (rematch!) We'll see.

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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Altmanathon Stop #2: McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)

TRIVIA

Stars Warren Beatty and Julie Christie were lovers at the time of filming; this was their first time working together on a film.

The film was shot almost entirely in sequence; the order it plays is the same order in which it was shot.

The film negative was "flashed" (exposed to light) in order to get a grainy, lived-in look.

Leonard Cohen's music was added to the film in post-production, and though he was a personal fan of Altman and gave him permission to use the songs, Cohen disliked the finished film upon first viewing. A year later, he called Altman and told him that after seeing the film again, he'd had a change of heart and realized he loved it.
AWARDS

1 Oscar nomination (Best Actress: Julie Christie)

1 BAFTA nomination (Best Cinematography)

WGA award nomination (adapted)


REVIEW

McCabe & Mrs. Miller is not your typical love story, nor is it your typical western, but it is your typical Robert Altman film. It features the trademark Altman ensemble feel, overlapping dialogue, and genre subversion to which fans of the director have become accustomed. What is new and interesting (at least to me) is seeing these techniques used in a Western. In many ways, the genre suits Altman incredibly well; his realistic, unvarnished approach serves to bring out the ruggedness of the old west, the way things actually were, rather than how their remembered. The story is framed around John McCabe and Constance Miller, but the true star is the environment; the film brilliantly evokes a specific time and place, and immerses the audience in its specific atmosphere. There are so many details in the set design, the photography, and the supporting actors' performances that the central love story is almost unnecessary.

And as I said, the love story is not really the point. The actual story would be rather unsatisfying, were it not for the lovely details the filmmakers throw at us, and the sheer pleasure of watching life in this environment unfold. Much between Beatty's McCabe (the film's true lead) and Christie's Mrs. Miller remains unconsummated and unfinished right through to the end; these are not two people who were made for each other, just two people who encountered each other and saw some sparks fly. The actual plot, or what there is of it, involves McCabe and Miller's joint business venture - a whorehouse - and the events that take place when McCabe refuses to sell it. But as I've said, this film's pleasures are not in the plot but in the details, the little things here and there that give authenticity to this little Western town.

I think the most notable aspects of the film (other than the Altman's signature direction and the performances by Beatty and especially Christie) are the production design, cinematography, and music. The town was apparently built from the ground up on location in western Canada using lumber from local trees, and the film just wouldn't succeed without a great town in which to shoot. Also, the film's distinctive grainy and softly lit look was achieved by "flashing" the negatives of the film after it was shot, a dangerous process that might've resulted in all the film being ruined, were it done wrong. It was all worth it, though, for the resulting film was rich and beautiful visually, with many impeccably composed and gorgeously lit shots. And the look of the film was perfectly complemented by Leonard Cohen's song score, which added poetry and lyricism to already wonderful visuals. Altman claims he didn't know what he was going to do for music while shooting; he'd put musicians in many scenes as a way of having diagetic music, but he didn't want a traditional underscore. Later, he realized that a recent Leonard Cohen album had songs that set the perfect tone for the film, and he added them in post-production. Between the soft, sad music and the film's distinctive look, McCabe had truly won me over in the first frames.

I won't discuss individual plot points or performances, because that's honestly not what I remember about the film. What I do remember, and what I'll take from it, is a rich sense of atmosphere and a fully realized world, created by the director, actors, and designers together, with nothing feeling wrong or out of place. I think I preferred this film to M*A*S*H, due to its quiet confidence, cohesion and ease of sustained mood, but both are undoubtedly great. I'm so glad I took the time to investigate Altman... and I have a feeling the best in the marathon is yet to come.

Next in the marathon: Nashville

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